Halfwick's Idiocies

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If it’s misunderstood and out of bounds it belongs here.

“Shit the fling!”

Previous Stupifications

"http://www.solidcobalt.com/halfwick"

"Point 5, Point 4, Point 3, Point 2, Point 1..."

"shit licka"

"Bad spellers untie"

"i have a pink ribbon...i'm breast cancer!"

"that %n gag gets um everytime..."

"Cow walks in to a bar, and asks where is the milk ?"

"I love cookies"

"Cakes and Cider for life!"

"Yuck fou"

Random Halfwick

"Attacked by a sea of earwax causing beasts with bad breath and big butts"

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