Halfwick's Pictures
"Blake was Killed by..."
"Blake was killed by bandits on the Amazon River as he rushed to the aid of crew members aboard his ship Seamaster."
"Bonnie was killed by"
"Blake was killed by fire from a helicopter; the government claims that no shots were fired from helicopters, and that Blake was shot at close range, perhaps by one of the residents. (He was wearing black clothing which might have made him look like a BATF agent in the confusion.)"
"some one with waxy yellow finger tip"
"Scrimps"
"Finger scissors"
"i do not have a waxy yellow finger tip!"
"Bonnie wa killed by"
"ennui"
"Wacha do with the gun thats loaded?"
"blllaaaaake!"
"FINGER OF DOOM"
"My pet ninja"
"Allie freaking schnurr. Finger scissors style. Its the style used in Kill Bill 3."
"Attacked by a sea of earwax causing beasts with bad breath and big butts"
"A Drive By Poetry Reading"
"An evil hand known only has "Fenwick". This was no ordinary hand, it had forgone years of training in the secret art of "Ugly Cat Death Grip-o-mechanics." The hand killed its former body known as Jay's Mom and was out to seak vengeance on Blake for years and years of humiliation at Plattsburgh. Two fingers gouged poor Blake's eyes while he sat eating a delicious bagel with mayonnaise. Poor guy never saw it coming."
"David Hasselhoff"
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