Halfwick's Pictures
"Blake was Killed by..."
"FINGER OF DOOM"
"Scrimps"
"Finger scissors"
"Blake was killed by bandits on the Amazon River as he rushed to the aid of crew members aboard his ship Seamaster."
"Bonnie wa killed by"
"blllaaaaake!"
"some one with waxy yellow finger tip"
"An evil hand known only has "Fenwick". This was no ordinary hand, it had forgone years of training in the secret art of "Ugly Cat Death Grip-o-mechanics." The hand killed its former body known as Jay's Mom and was out to seak vengeance on Blake for years and years of humiliation at Plattsburgh. Two fingers gouged poor Blake's eyes while he sat eating a delicious bagel with mayonnaise. Poor guy never saw it coming."
"i do not have a waxy yellow finger tip!"
"A Drive By Poetry Reading"
"Bonnie was killed by"
"Wacha do with the gun thats loaded?"
"Blake was killed by fire from a helicopter; the government claims that no shots were fired from helicopters, and that Blake was shot at close range, perhaps by one of the residents. (He was wearing black clothing which might have made him look like a BATF agent in the confusion.)"
"ennui"
"David Hasselhoff"
"Allie freaking schnurr. Finger scissors style. Its the style used in Kill Bill 3."
"My pet ninja"
"Attacked by a sea of earwax causing beasts with bad breath and big butts"
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