Halfwick's Pictures (Retired)
"Aromatic Like Brimstone"
"Can you hear me 'know?'... hello?"
"There are pigs down there in the field i can see"
"Lets rent two boats and go yachting"
"Limestone knee replacement surgery"
"Rock knees... I'm saying you have rock knees"
"Free as a bird"
"On a clear day you can pee forever"
"In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate."
"I just woke up"
"The titanic has nothing on me!"
"Time to set the record for best dive"
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