Halfwick's Pictures
"Fishy Fishy Fish"
"Cats cut down the spawn of satan, spilling their filthy fishy entrails, delicious to savor"
"It is a most elusive fish and it went whereever I did go!"
"Cats are cooler than dogs because they play trumpets in cartoons"
"The owner of me fell off a tree and smiled with glee, then decided to flee the scene of the crime, because they drank so much wine, and cait mulcahey was not this swine"
"Yo I got an iced sternum, go home and burn one"
"Stop that cat before it destroys the earth! ahhhh"
"That damn cat is at it again, with his blue balls."
It is a most elusive fish
And it went wherever I did go!
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