Halfwick's Pictures
"All Good Children Listen to the Wailing of Old Man Willow"
"A fiendish fog crept across the field where the members of team Frisbee Club were tossing disk. In time the fog would spawn children. The children would laugh and cry, dance and spasm. The team’s useless threats and name calling would not coerce the children into tossing disk as well. Team Frisbee did not yet know that their days had been numbered. However, the winds would change. Warm High pressures would rise and Cool Low pressures would fall. Cyclones would maintain a counter clock wise rotation, and Team Frisbee would live to toss disk another day"
"Ancient Chinese Bonsai"
"Frisbee Weather"
"All Good Children Go To Heaven. Welcome, my children, to my world. I do hope you enjoy yourself and strap yourself in tight...it's going to be a bumpy ride."
"Old Man Willow cuts children into bits and makes delicious meat pies"
Respect your Elders
What have you learned?
Tip: Remember to tip your Server
and or Waiter/ Waitress well