Halfwick's Quotable Quotes

Halfwick quotes, where one comes to find piece of mind, enlightenment, and entertainment in the obligatory repetition of the word that has been spoken before.

This is where you post anything that gets you out of bed in the morning. Let it be that line you remember from a movie, book, song, or something that special some once said.

Previous Pontifications

"You tell him I don't care how many wopguineagreaseballgoombahs he sends, he's not getting that part."

"The cups usefulness lies in its emptyness"

""Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence""

"chantell is god"

"BALLS!"

"Ah, women! They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

"Sometimes the sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

"MURRRRRR"

"Shots of Brandy anyone?"

"some times the sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"where there is beef, there will be beef curtains"

"One thing for another"

"yeah"

"Time is a fire in which we burn."

"this is the definition of my life, lying in bed in the sunrise, choking on a vitamin tablet the doctor gave, in the hope of saving me. mott's in the corner of the room. junkyard fool with eyes of gloom. i asked him time again, take me in and dry the rain."

"sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"Where the hell are my shoes?"

"My roomate signed me up for Net Zero... that bitch"

"I have the Constitution of a Triceratops!!! - Mayor Blake DukaDuke!"

"someones visiting the beach tonight... dont forget your towel"

"Is that what YOU sound like when YOUR doing it? yeaaaaasssshhhhhhh"

"Juicebox, this isn't a qoute by any means, but im druuunk and its like 6 pm... and i wanna go out, lets goo, now blue"

""The holes only enemy is the pile""

Random Halfwick

"kiss for all you hatahs!"

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