Halfwick's Quotable Quotes

Halfwick quotes, where one comes to find piece of mind, enlightenment, and entertainment in the obligatory repetition of the word that has been spoken before.

This is where you post anything that gets you out of bed in the morning. Let it be that line you remember from a movie, book, song, or something that special some once said.

Previous Pontifications

"sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"Shots of Brandy anyone?"

""The holes only enemy is the pile""

"this is the definition of my life, lying in bed in the sunrise, choking on a vitamin tablet the doctor gave, in the hope of saving me. mott's in the corner of the room. junkyard fool with eyes of gloom. i asked him time again, take me in and dry the rain."

"The cups usefulness lies in its emptyness"

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

"You tell him I don't care how many wopguineagreaseballgoombahs he sends, he's not getting that part."

"chantell is god"

"BALLS!"

"MURRRRRR"

"where there is beef, there will be beef curtains"

""Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence""

"Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"yeah"

"Time is a fire in which we burn."

"Is that what YOU sound like when YOUR doing it? yeaaaaasssshhhhhhh"

"My roomate signed me up for Net Zero... that bitch"

"I have the Constitution of a Triceratops!!! - Mayor Blake DukaDuke!"

"Juicebox, this isn't a qoute by any means, but im druuunk and its like 6 pm... and i wanna go out, lets goo, now blue"

"someones visiting the beach tonight... dont forget your towel"

"One thing for another"

"Where the hell are my shoes?"

"Sometimes the sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"some times the sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence"

"Ah, women! They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

Random Halfwick

"Johns mental Image while "attacking" his opponents on online poker"

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